Saturday, May 23, 2009

The Blonde Bet ..... Funny !!!

A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news.(repeat channel) A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"

Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet."

So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."

The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!".........................................

:O)

Bra Sizes........ Very Funny !!!

Ever wonder why A-B-C-D-E-F are used to define bra sizes?

A - Almost

B - Better

C - Cute

D - Damn good

E - Enormous

F - Fake



PS. . . they should add a new size for the over 50 group.
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G - Gone South

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