What an Idea SirJi

So my dear brothers and sisters, here comes another incident of shoe throwing today. This time it's on LK Advani. I said, WAH!! KYA BAAT HAI !!! .. it seems that the Iraqi journalist Muntadhar Al-Zaidi, who hurled his shoe for the first time on George Bush, must be rewarded with something like Nobel prize or something of the same sort. KYA INVENTION KIYA HAI USNE !!! Bhai Wah.. He has kind of opened a completely new vista of knowledge for the mankind. Insaan ko to pata hi nahi tha ki he had such a potent weapon with him all the time.. No bomb detector can suspect it, no security instrument can detect it, no security personal can ask you to remove it.. arey bhai .. joota pahan-na is our basic right.. how can any one ask us to remove it before entering into a function hall ? I mean, really superb invention.
Very soon we will find that in any public meetings, leaders are looking less into the eyes of the people and more at their feet, apprehending which shoe may hurt him more if it finds its lucky target. This is something which one does only to the person he reveres or dreads of. Oh! our leaders would do that to us.. I can't believe it. Tussi great ho Mr. Zaidi!
But agar aisa na hua toh ? What If a rule is passed banning all the shoes. What if shoes are labeled as a security threat ? Alas!! in that case we may have to take a licence for wearing shoes. pahle Gun ka license hota tha.. ab shoe ka license hoga.. Kids in school will ask each other, tere paas action ka license hai? mere paas to Nike ka international license hai.. At the signals traffic police will ask for shoe license more than driving license. No one would threaten some one by saying 'joota phek ke maroonga'... Joota would be such a precious comodity then. But let's hope that no such rule is passed and we get a chance to see our leaders staring at our feet (out of respect or scare, anything will do).

Wah Mr. Zaidi, what an idea sir ji !!!

My new Technical Blog

I started my new technical blog a few days back. It is going to be centered around Oracle technologies, mostly database concepts, SQL, PL/SQL, Oracle Applications , Human Resource Management in Oracle Apps etc. The URL is as follows:
http://memyselfandoracle.wordpress.com/

Feel free to visit the same and post your comments, doubts, suggestions etc.

Happy reading !!

New trick in Yahoo mail.. nice one..

In yahoo mail, while composing a new message, click on the button 'Subject' (right next to the text window where you type in subject of the mail) and see what happens.. :-)
It's a pleasant surprise.. you may get many catchy lines to impress your friends with your mail... try it... you would like it..